Tuesday, April 10, 2007

I Don't Mind Sharing...Mostly

The greatest social food of all time is Chinese food. The whole purpose of this particular cuisine is to share. You get lots of different things, put them in the middle of the table, and you all share. But I find, even with people you like, I can't stop taking inventory.

I'm smiling, but I'm thinking, "How many shrimps has he had so far? This fat bastard's got fourteen shrimps on his plate--two on his fork, three in his mouth, that he didn't even chew yet; that's like nineteen shrimps. I've got three hundred snow peas and a dead noodle. . . . I can't even get a fork in there. The man is like a windmill."

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Have you ever just had a really good day? You know what I mean. A day where no one pisses you off. Everything seems to go just right. No one came periously close to death by your hands. I had a day like that today.

So just a quick Happy Easter and have a good Monday. Oh... and Happy Birthday Mom!