Igo te absolvo in nomine Patris, et Filiii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
I've had to listen to a lot of screaming kids while working in a grocery store, but this one incident drove me, and nearly everyone in the store over the edge.
This morning we were all working like good little Retail Slaves when we hear the faint cries of a child. Over the course of a half an hour, the cries grew louder into screams as the shopper got closer to us. I wasn't sure if it was a human baby or some sort of escaped zoo animal. It sounded like a fox with smoker's lung being strangled.
Apparently this wonderful mother had brought in a screaming baby and completely ignored the kid who has been screaming from produce, where they came in, all the way to the other end of the store in the freezer department.
I'd had enough of the kid's wailing and was reaching for the phone to make a page over the PA:
"Will the child of Linda Blair please report to the front for an exorcism. Thank you," when suddenly, the kid shuts up.
I found out later, that as a manager was heading over to slap them both (I wish), the mother finally turns to the kid and says "If you don't calm down, you're not getting out of the cart." and the kid shuts up instantly.
This woman knew she could shut the kid up by saying this, but chose to drag it out and torture everyone around her this entire time! WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS? Clearly this woman is pure evil, and if I ever see her or her little hell spawn of a child again, I will chase them out of the store with holy water.
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
As she removed the pillow she was using to cover her ears she thought, "What am I doing?" Carefully placing the pillow over her husbands snoring face, she thought how much easier that was. Soon she was able to sleep peacefully; although maybe not as "peacefully" as her husband.
Gawd, what am I doing up at this stupid hour on a Sunday? YAWN!