Saturday, April 22, 2006

My name is Kimberly and I am a partially motivated, wimp.

I think I have finally found the perfect exorcise DVD. Pilates for Wimps; Total Fitness for the Partially Motivated. I'm not kidding, that is what it is called. I just got it today thru (the best way to check out workout DVD's with out buying something you might not actually use.)

When I opened it up, it had a picture of a chick holding a cup of coffee in one hand, and a donut in the other on it. YES! This is definitely my kinda workout. I wonder how you do the workout without spilling the coffee or getting donut goo all over the place? No matter. It still seems like a good thing to me. I'll keep you posted and give a review later.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Trying to lose weight sucks. Over the period of the past four months, I have gained 20 pounds. Might not seem bad to you, but who cares what you think? Anyway.

I have tried everything. I eat less. I eat lots of greens and stuff. I exorcise. A lot. I do lots of agonizing Palate moves that no normal human being should be able to do. But I am still gaining weight. I figure I am gaining about 2-3 pounds a week. So I figure I am just destined to be huge since I hit the ripe old age of 32....or I'm pregnant (shudder).

There is no way humanly possible that I could be pregnant. It would have to be a three-wise-men-following-the-north-star type of pregnancy. Ok, I'm so not a virgin, but my stuff has been tied, fried, and cauterized. I don't have the right plumbing. Unless......the doctor messed up some how. But I'm not going to think of that right now. Just like I am not going to think about the fact that the only place I have visibly gained weight on my body is my tummy. Oh God! Nah.....its just too much food, Oreos, or something. Gulp.