I don't think anyone but another woman would understand all the trouble we have to go through just to get an acurate reading on our bathroom scale.
- Gotta pee. (Do you know how much pee weighs?)
- Gotta be naked. (Clothes add pounds, especially in the winter)
- If weighing right after the shower, gotta dry the hair. (Wet hair is heavier than dry hair.)
- Gotta poop. (See #1.)
- If you don't have to poop, jog in place for a while until it works itself out.
And this is why....I take so long in the bathroom. Don't they know anything.