Monday, July 13, 2009

Ok, so roller skating computer animated babies aside; I had a weird few days.

None of this has anything to do with anything, but what the hell ever.

Today, my button popped. No! I was not too fat for my jeans! The jeans were made in some foreign country and the button just fell off like a cheap hooker stepping off the curb. So in my ever impressing inventiveness, I looked in my purse for something to McGyver-ize my pants with. You know, fix 'em.

Well, all I could find was my new puppy's leash. Yeah? So what? I wore my new chihuahua's pink striped leash as a belt. Why do you care? It fit. And no one saw.

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