Here it is the Easter holiday. For some reason this year, there is one thing that has been bugging me about the hoopla that is created for this "holiday". I don't know why, it's never bothered me before, but some of the ways people "celebrate" Easter is totally grossing me out. I'm sure some think these are "totally adorable", but I guess it's a combination of my mind running rampant in the "gore" section of my head and my addiction to "The Walking Dead" TV show.
|Are those colorful rabbit turds? Do Johnny and Jane fight over who gets to lop off it's head?|
|"Mommy, can I have a baby bunny?" "Just let me get them out of the oven, dear." Gag.|
|I think this is supposed to be a cheese log made with a lamb-shaped cake mold. I feel bad that someone ate the ears and I don't know how it's supposed to see with whatever-the-fuck the eyes are made from.|
|This is what the cake is supposed to look like. Cute. But I still can't help imagining Grandpa, on Easter Sunday, standing at the table waving a knife around while hollering, "Who gets dibs of the head?!"|
|This just freaks my shit out! What do you think real or not?|
|What are they, fucking aviater chicks?|
|Uhhh, can we say, "Ick."?|