~ Hey Lifers! I'm gonna take a break today, nut in the mean time, I wanna hear about any funny story's from your Christmas morning. I will definitely need a good laugh in the morning, I'm sure.
Every year at my Mother's house, myself, my 2 sisters, 5 brothers and all of our kids and all of their kid's (Sometimes I can't believe I'm not even 40 yet.) open presents. For the past several years we've done "2nd Hand Christmas". Basically we give gifts that are either from our own house, a 2nd hand store/garage sale, or homemade. Sometimes we get good shit, sometimes not so much.
But the best present is the "special un-marked present". Who ever is playing "Santa" usually saves it for last and nonchalantly say's, "This one's not marked. I don't know who's it is." Then the greediest little fuckers fight over it, someone "wins", opens it and lo' and behold, it's a fake turd! Every year we do this. Every year someone falls for it, and every year it never gets any less funny. My family is slightly messed up. :-)