Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Where's My Stick?!?

If I had a dollar for every person I've wanted to smack with a really big stick, and didn't; I would be so stinkin' rich by now.

Just a few of the people I would like to smack, and why:

  1. Martha Stewart; she just deserves it. Anybody that can screw with other people's lives, go to jail, whine about her ankle bracelet, and how hard it is to live in her 8 million dollar prison, just deserves to be smacked with a very big stick!
  2. OJ Simpson; deserves to be hit repeatedly with the aforementioned stick. A big one. We all know why.
  3. President Bush; just because. There are so many reasons, I can't list them all.
  4. People who cut me off in traffic; is there something wrong with their blinker? Is there some kind of law that says they absolutely need to be right in front of me at a particular time in their lives? I think not. Smack! Right upside the head.
  5. My neighbor who has 10 cats; none are spayed or neutered, because they think that it is in-humane. Whatever. They (the cats that is) crap in my flowerbeds. They leave footprints on my car. They dig in my flowerbeds. They come into my yard, because they are stupid to remember that I have three dogs. I have three cats myself. Three indoor cats. I don't think anyone else should have to deal with cats that I chose to have as pets. Keep them to yourself.
  6. My other neighbor who has two evil dogs; they always choose to let the dogs out into their backyard, when the kids are waiting for the school bus about five feet away. So of course the dogs bark and growl at the kids the entire time the kids are waiting for their bus. Hello? Can they not wait another five minutes to let their dogs outside? Jeez.

Anyway, I guess I am done ranting for now. I'm not sure how I got started on this, but I guess it all started when I couldn't find my stick.


  1. Wow. You sound like an intolerant, winey, bitchy neighbor...

  2. No Walter. I am intolerant of people who do not have the consideration that I have. I have pets. Mine. Do you see the key word? Mine. My cats. No one else has deal with them at all. My dogs. I have the consideration to keep them inside when the kids are walking to the bus and waiting for it. What you are is an asshole.

  3. Sonja6:58 AM

    Anyone who thinks that Mullets are cool, needs a big stick-WALTER-