Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Just Wondering...

Why do men still wear ties? It's a waste of cloth and the time it takes to tie one. I would think it would be kinda like tieing a noose around your neck. Just wondering.

Why do clothing makers design clothing with fake pockets? You put on your clothes, and later in the day you forget that the pockets are just a seam sewn in, and break a nail trying to get you hand in there for whatever reason. Just wondering.

Why is it that when you decide you're bored with playing pinball, you win a free game? Just wondering.

Why is it that women are routinely examined for chlamydia when they go to the doctors, when it is men who are the carriers of this highly contagious, dangerous disease? When will physicians recognize that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of prescription antibiotics? When? Just wondering.

Why do you always win at pool, or get that "eight ball break" when no one is watching? Just wondering.

Why is it that you always get a crappy song stuck in your head, but you can never remember the words to your favorite song? Just wondering.

Why do people think that they are invisible in their cars? They think that no one can see them pick their nose, or scream at their kids, and when they catch you looking, they give you a look like you totally invaded their privacy. Just wondering.

When you're in a hurry, why is the line at the store 18 miles long, but when you have all the time in the world, there is no one there but you? Just wondering.

Why is it when you need help with something, no one offers it, but when you don't need any help, everyone wants to lend a hand? Just wondering.

Why does a country's leader try to take full command, but when things go wrong, they blame it on everyone else? Just wondering.

Why do people try to return things at a store, and when they don't have a receipt, they are surprised that they can't get their money back? DUMB.

Why do some people keep having babies that they can't take care of? They are already on some kind of welfare, and get free medical. Why don't they take advantage of the free medical and get their tubes tied?

Why is it OK to have a Black Entertainment Television (BET) channel, but not a White Entertainment Television? Just wondering.

Why do people ignore the laws of gravity, when they are driving behind you? When I am stopped on a hill, still going up, I am bound to roll backwards a little when I release the brake pedal. So why do they have to get as close as possible to my rear bumper? Just wondering.

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