Wednesday, November 02, 2005

What Did They Just Say?!?

Have you thought about just how different men and women really are from each other? In their thoughts and what comes out of their mouths? I have. And sometimes it just boggles the mind.


  • I love her but she won't commit to me.
  • She's an ambler, a gambler and a midnight rambler.
  • We have an "open" relationship.
  • She's a bad girl, but I love her because she's bad.
  • I'm saving myself for her.
  • She's the wind beneath my wings.
  • Do these jeans make my thighs look fat?
  • She looks really rugged and handsome with a beard.
  • Sometimes I just like to have a good cry, and then I feel better.
  • She only hit me that one time and she promised me it will never happen again.
  • Why does she never phone?
  • I get so embarrassed when construction workers whistle at me.
  • I go wherever she goes and I'm happy.
  • I have to do something about these laugh-lines around my eyes.
  • Shopping cheers me up.
  • Oh, no, I have cellulite.
  • I got my bikini line waxed the other day... ooh, ouch!
  • She has big feet so that means she must have a big sex organ.
  • I carry my whole life around in my purse.
  • I have to pamper my sensitive skin.
  • I think we should meet and have a nice, long talk about our relationship and the direction it's headed.
  • I just found a suspicious-looking lump in my breast.
  • You treat me like a sex object!
  • I don't brag at how well I do at my job in case it affects her low self-esteem.
  • Some days, I look in the mirror and I hate myself.
  • As a man, I have special dietary requirements that are different from a woman's.
  • I fake orgasms all the time so she won't feel bad.
  • Women are women -- they think with their dinks.
  • I have nothing to wear.
  • She has a fear of intimacy.
  • I want to be with him forever.
  • I feel used.
  • I have needs.
  • You're just like all the rest.
  • Are you done already?


  • Holy Crap, look at the balls on that one!
  • I used to love him but I had to kill him.
  • I'm a loner and a rebel.
  • Hey, I did you a favor by leaving him.
  • Nice legs, shame about the face.
  • Wham, bam, thank-you, sir!
  • If only he didn't spoil everything by opening his mouth.
  • Why does he keep phoning me all the time?
  • If he wants to see me he knows where to find me.
  • There's those couple a days a month when I know to just... Stay away!
  • He led me on.
  • There goes a piece of ass!
  • He's a screamer. He's a moaner. He's easy.
  • He could use a pluck job on his eyebrows.
  • Stay away from him... He's an ovary-breaker!
  • Nice tits.
  • He wants it... You can tell.
  • He's good-looking so he's probably a bastard.
  • If you really loved me, you'd let me take off the condom.
  • Let's live together first and see how it works out and then get married.
  • Sex is sex.
  • Power is an aphrodisiac -- men will be attracted to you no matter what you look like if you have power.
  • He didn't mean anything to me, I swear. It's you I love, I did it just for the sex.
  • Don't take the way I am personally -- it's just the way I am.
  • I never hit him, I just punch a wall or something instead when I get angry.
  • I love you but I'm not in love with you.
  • You're too needy.
  • I'm no good for you, babe.
  • Go find someone worthy of you.
  • I don't want to upset you more than you are already, so I thought it best to just stay away.
  • Forever is a long time.
  • I wear the same socks every day.
  • Women have all the power.

Yes, it is strange how different we are in our way of thinking. But I guess we just have to live with it.

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