A/N: WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS THE PRODUCT OF BOREDOM AND/OR THE LACK OF ANYTHING TO KEEP THE AUTHOR OCCUPIED.
Fake radio announcement (try to imagine this being spoken by the guy who dubs the movie previews):
The "Super 70's Disco Circus" rides into town twice every year bringing joy and spreading cheer to children of every age.
Skintight Bob with his skintight leather bellbottoms leads the traveling bunch of 70s superstars complete with white leather boots and a baby blue leisure suit.
Dancin' Donna with her 16 lace rollerskates leads all the menfolk away from their ladies. Her long legs and Daisy Dukes do all of her talking.
Supa' Soul Brotha' Lady Luva' (my personal favorite) has hair the size of a beach ball and a special place in his heart for the ladies he likes to call "Mu-tha'. And watch out for this Kung Fu Masta', he'll break your heart and your legs.
Dyn-O-Mite Steve and Lady Shifty Flava Eva cut up the linoleum with their patented groove stylings. Watch out for these two, they're on the move flyin' supa' smooth.
Twice a year we derive pleasure from this carnival of leisure. Six days every six months we are droppin' some fun on small towns all over the USA. So if you hear that funky jangle beat come nibblin' at your ears from miles away, remember to polish that linoleum and dust off those bellbottoms 'cause the Super 70's Disco Circus is headin' your way.
The following is a pubic service announcement: Check out my latest tenant, (under Teh Blogfather). Warning tho, this is probably the only other person on earth that uses the F-word more than me. Kinda cool I thought. Later
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