They shoot Washing Machines, Don't They?

Sorry Mom for the cussing and or otherwise bad language at this late hour, but.....

If I had a gun, I would shoot the sorry- assed- mother- fucking- shit- good- for- nothing- washing machine that I bought 6 months ago on craigslist!!! (*I do not blame the seller, since this fucker was older than me. I think)

I swear, that if I have to give my tainted MS blood or plasma for money, as God as my witness, I will never have a crap washing machine again! Fuck fuck fuckety Fuck!!!!

*Note the time dear readers. I am tired. I am doing laundry. Ahem, I was doing laundry. Now I am doing this. Cursing, cussing, offending God, my mother and probably a few aunts mixed in there as well. Fuck. Oh, sorry.